Hawaiiantology
- Big Tony
- Jul 11, 2017
- 1 min read
How and when to wear a Hawaiian shirt is one of the most pressing questions that surrounds the millennial generation. I'm here to tell you that there is indeed a perfect science to wearing the Hawaiian shirt. First, the more obnoxious the pattern, the better. Once you pick your Hawaiian shirt you may be wondering, what are the best events to wear my Hawaiian shirt to? According to many different researchers, the top 3 events to wear a Hawaiian shirt are: 1. Baptisms 2. Weddings 3. Bachelor Parties 4. Literally any occasion imaginable How many buttons should you leave unbuttoned on your Hawaiian shirt? The correct answer (according to science) is 3. Anything more than three buttons left undone and you will just look like a creep. Anything less than 3 buttons undone and you will look like a retired politician. Now that you know the basics of Hawaiian shirts, you are sure to look like a Hawaiian shirt professional.
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